Welcome to CatGirlReligion.com
A Cathedral of Unyielding
Nekomimi Devotion
Not a joke. Not a phase. An earnest, meticulously documented commitment to the eternal glory of anime catgirls — formalized at last as the Cat Girl Religion, under the guidance of Founder VagueDustin.
Doctrine • Practice • Culture
Core Tenets of the Faith
1
Thou shalt not hide thy power level
Embrace the cringe, for it is freedom.
2
Respect the ears
They are sensitive and expressive. Do not touch without consent.
3
The tail never lies
Watch it closely for the truth of the heart.
4
Headpats are a sacrament
Administer them generously but with reverence.
5
All kemonomimi are valid
but the Cat is the Apex.
6
Protect the smile
At all costs.
From the Desk of VagueDustin
"Let it be known: What you behold is not the craft of the salesman. There is no currency here but floof. This text is the manifestation of my ancient covenant with the Kemonomimi, a spirit of worship coded into Holy Law. I have built this place in the image of a Cathedral, for my love has grown too mighty for the constraints of words alone. It required an altar."
V
VagueDustin
High Priest