The Covenant of the Fluff

"Hear ye, and bear witness. I, thy servant, being of sound mind though my browser history be stained with the sins of the degenerate, do this day consecrate my spirit to the Order of the Nekomimi."

"For I have looked upon the Ear and the Tail, and I have seen that it is Good. I testify that these are not mere ornaments of the flesh, but the Twin Peaks of Salvation and the Pendulum of Truth."

"I vow to keep the sanctity of the Shrine Folder, preserving its contents as the scrolls of old. I shall practice the Laying on of Hands—the Sacred Headpat—with reverence and gentleness, never stroking against the grain. And woe unto him who skips the Opening Hymn, for I shall watch it unto the end of days."

"I walk now in the Valley of the Catgirl. Not as a fleeting jest, but as an eternal calling. Nyamen."